or should I quote, "Houston, we have a problem?"
Either way, I think our neighbors despise us. We have become "that" house. Everyone around us has nicely manicured, carpet-like grass and we're the dandelion-ed lawn from hell. Every morning I wake up to the overnight multiplication of dandelions. I'm perplexed. Do we live with it? or invest money into a home/lawn that we just rent? We already invest our time with Jeremy spending 2 hours just to push mow the daggone thing.
I have done some research in case any neighbor approaches us on the subject. I will inform them that we are being "beneficial to the garden ecosystem as well as to human health." Then I will offer them some of the lovely dandelions at free of cost so that they may concoct herbal remedies to treat their warts, or to use as a diuretic and liver stimulant. Maybe the kind people will form a neighborhood fund to treat the pain in the arse "wildflower" to prevent it from spreading to their lawns. That would be nice.
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Just have Connor go out there, pick them and blow them into the other yards and then everyone's will be unified again, just with dandelions this time ha. Just mow them, I wouldn't worry about investing in killing them.
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